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28 January 2008 @ 01:31 pm
 
ugh, FUCK EVERYONE

Gogol Bordello is the only thing that understands me right now.

I'm waiting for the papers to go through so I can get emancipated from the stupidity that is Bella fucking Swan and so I can get adopted by Aro, and he can molest me all he wants.

Next up: world domination. I'm thinking about starting at Germany.
 
 
 
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
She must've drank a lot when she was pregnant with you.
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
no, it wasn't that hard. all she did was fall down the stairs about ten times because she's so fucking clumsy.
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
Ah, that would do it.

It's a miracle you were even born!
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
I am a ~miracle child~. It must've been your sperm that saved me.
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Probably. It's really powerful.

I'm just glad you're not a moron like your mother.
bloodybellas on January 28th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
lol why are you running around and telling people i am your mother.

I AM NOT YOUR FUCING MOTHER GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE DEMON BEAST

lol
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
LANGUAGE BELLA!
bloodybellas on January 28th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
lol oops sorry jake!
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
I forgive you.