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28 January 2008 @ 01:42 pm
 
OKAY IN FIVE MINUTES I HAVE FOUND GOD

I'M JOINING THE MORMON CHURCH, AKA LATTER DAY SAINTS

my new name is stephenie meyer.
 
 
 
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
Why so serious? :(
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
Are morman's the ones with multiple wives?
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
No comment.
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
You should get Seth laid.
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
That's... not really what I aim for when I write a book.
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
Do YOU even have sex?
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
That's an inappropriate question.

I know you don't, though. You must feel bad.
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Not really.

I've been having loads. With vampires.

YOU JACOB IS NOT INNOCENT ANYMORE. I HATE YOU.
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Oh, the delusions you make up for yourself.

Don't worry, you'll imprint on someone soon.
Jacob Blackeasy_jake_oven on January 28th, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE A CRAZZZZZZZZZZZY BITCH.
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bearkillah on January 28th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
WHERE WAS HE HIDING LOL
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
In my shirt. That's why my boobs are so big.
bearkillah on January 28th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
DO NOT WANT
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
He doesn't want you, either. God don't like ugly.
bloodybellas on January 28th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
lol whats a mormon? is that like a kligon, from the star trek tv show?
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
It is a way of life that we should all embrace if we want to go to heaven.

This is why Mitt Romney should be, no - must be - president.
bloodybellas on January 28th, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC)
lol who is mitt romney? did he invent some kind of oven mitt? thats neat!
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
I think I understand why so many people dislike you.

Don't worry. I forgive you. You remind me of myself, sometimes.
sins_exposed on January 28th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
LOL this is true.
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 28th, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
Thanks for agreeing.
bloodybellas on January 28th, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
lol really? omg are we like twins or something?

..wait who dislikes me D:
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 29th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
I think you need to go into the kitchen and make me some lasagna.
bloodybellas on January 29th, 2008 12:16 am (UTC)
lol omg you totally read my mind i was about to do that!
Stephenie Meyerfuturesex_jella on January 29th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
I'm happy we're on the same wavelength.